The Wisdom of Jack Handey page.

Some Jack Handey wisdom...

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
   

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