The Wisdom of Jack Handey page.

Some Jack Handey wisdom...

Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?"
   

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